You're not the one I believe in. With God as my witness.

Once upon a time I took a greyhound bus for 2 days and 16 hours to move to a little city called New York. I showed up on 42nd street with a giant tupperware and everything after that has been the hardest, scariest, most worthwhile blessing any dancer could ask for. I have worked my ass off for everything I have gotten, nothing comes easily to me- I am a fighter. an artist and a believer. Before that I was ziplining through the jungle in Costa Rica, drinking coffee in Columbia, climbing glaciers in Alaska, sitting on the most beautiful beaches in the world and swimming in the clearest oceans you have ever seen. Lucky for me I have the best agent in the world at BLOC and because of her I I have been on tv, movies, commercials, music videos, danced on the court for the NETS and the KNICKS and the only thing that means anything to me is dancing in a line with my sisters as a Radio City Rockette. Everything in my life comes second to highkicks- I am an uber nerd. My favorite things are knitting, reading, drinking tea (I have over 20 kinds), taking really hard ballet classes, and listening to musicals. My favorite musicals of all time are "RENT" and "The Last Five Years". I am crazy. My mom is buddhist and the most beautiful person I have ever met. Things that inspire me are : sunshine, looking up, the lines a dancers body can make, Bob Fosse, sweet smelling rain, broadway, the movie "girls just want to have fun". I brought the word "RAD" back from 1986, about 5 years ago and now you can find it on t-shirts at hoilitser. You are welcome. Everyone I love in my life has a nickname. If you know me, and you don't have a nickname like: Bananapants, spagatti, sheshe, vunit, mccheeseburgler, boobies, justjust, nana, nana2, mcgee--I probably don't really like you that much. True story: I started the braless and flawless summer in New York and once when I left my house and some lady yelled at me "YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" oh. But I can. And I do. Once while walking down the street in manhattan a man yelled at me "HOT DAMN! I LOVE A BOW LEGGED WOMAN!" yes sir. So do i. Once I saw a cactus and I thought it would be fun to see if the spikes really hurt. They do. In 5th grade I almost killed myself by playing with a drill and pretending it was a curling iron. I've been beautyzone retarded since. The bald spot grew in. Thanks. I like to eat peanut butter and sugar sandwiches. Try it. I think that when god made the world he should have left the cockroaches out of it. And I could do without the province of saskatchewan also. My mom told me I was "the best and prettiest". If you parents told you the same thing, they are lying. Choose to believe what you want, but I'm going to take my moms side. I have a ninja. He rolls into a ninjaball. I invented a town called "crazytown". You should come over for a hulahoop and some double dutch. I don't believe in natural blondes, I do however believe in natural mullets. My boyfriend and I are on a mission to create a world where we come together with love and celebrate happiness and peace, instead of the way the world works now where we join together and bond over darkness and hate. Mean people who lie and cheat get ahead- why is that? People who do nothing for a living become famous? Are these really our heroes? Shouldn't we all be searching for more? Asking for more? Demanding more? I want my idols to stand up, be free and true and be worth my time. I want to make a cup of tea for Bono. I want to hug the Dalai Lama. I want to make J. Lennon proud. I do not have expensive clothes. I do not have the right look. I do not go out everynight and go to the "cool" spots. But I am 10 times happier than I ever was when I did those things or had those things. I am in the process of becoming an enlightened being with an awakened heart. Love eachother or perish.